Zuppa Toscana and the Chili Pepper Incident

Now that we’re heading into those chilly fall days, I notice that I’m not the only one thinking of soups.  This Zuppa Toscano recipe is from one of my first posts, but a definite go-to recipe for the raw, rainy days we’ve been having here in New England.  I have to give an update, or more of an explanation to this recipe since I know a lot of you like spicy dishes and although I like flavorful, I just cannot handle highly spiced food and nothing with chili peppers.  You’ll notice that I have red pepper flakes however my interpretation of 1/2 teaspoon is 6, maybe as many as 8 little flakes – but not more than that.  If you like more zing, by all means go for it.

Why my hostility toward chili peppers?  Well, it goes back to when I was about 5 years old when I went to the local farm one spring with my father to get seedlings for our garden.  He loaded up the back of the station wagon with the plants and me, setting some of the most beautiful little plants on the seat beside me with the warning “Do NOT touch those”.  Huh…who me?  Why would I want to touch something with the prettiest little shiny red fruits dangling right beside me?  They looked an awful lot like strawberries or something equally tasty.

So of course I popped one in my mouth.  And the gag reflex kicked in… really fast!  And then I started crying which made me want to rub my eyes.  Have you ever rubbed chili pepper juice in your eyes?  Funny how some childhood memories stick with you and to this day I cannot handle the tiniest whiff of a chili pepper without that back-of-the-throat gag reflex kicking in all over again.

Now my husband likes things a little spicy but we’ve resolved that with his own little shaker of red pepper flakes or side of wasabi.  But I did get a strange call from him one night while he was away for a weekend at his mother’s house.  I didn’t even get a hello!  What I got was:

“What the HELL kind of toothpaste did you buy?!!!???”
“I don’t remember, probably Colgate why?”
“No, the stuff in the smaller tube – holy m**$$##** sh*t, my mouth’s burning up and when I tried to rinse with water it got worse!”


“Oooh…let me look…yup, you grabbed my arthritis cream – don’t add water because it activates it – have a good night dear.”

Yes, he’d brushed his teeth with Capzasin – High Potency no less, which is made with capsaicin oil aka the nice juice from hot peppers.

ZUPPA TOSCANO (add red pepper or chili’s, but NOT Capzasin!)

Zuppa Toscana with fresh French bread

1 lb          Sweet Italian Sausage, remove casings
½ tsp       Red pepper flakes
½ lb         Bacon
1              White onion, large, chopped
3-4           Cloves garlic
½ Cup      White Wine
3 Cans     Chicken broth (14.5 oz)
4              Potatoes (medium size), thinly sliced
¾ Cup      Heavy cream
2 Cups     Kale, chopped using just leafy part

Using a dutch oven or deep, heavy skillet, cook Italian sausage with a few red pepper flakes over med-high heat until sausage is just cooked.  Remove to a small bowl.

In the same skillet, cook bacon over medium heat until crisp.  Remove bacon to dice it and drain off all but a few tablespoons of bacon fat.  Sauté onions in bacon fat until translucent, then add garlic for a few minutes.  Add wine to deglaze the pan, scrapping up bacon bits.

Add diced bacon, sausage,  and chicken broth to skillet with onions & garlic. Bring to a boil.  Add potato slices until tender (about 15-20 minutes).  Reduce heat to medium, add cream and kale for about 5 minutes.

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14 thoughts on “Zuppa Toscana and the Chili Pepper Incident

    • It is a very hearty soup & has just about everything I love in it.
      Yes indeed, John did brush his teeth with Capzasin & ended up with blisters on the inside of his mouth from it. When he was packing, he was just tossing all the basics into his bag & probably thought it was a travel size toothpaste. Adding water just intensified everything. I don’t know if you’ve ever used this stuff for muscle aches, but I only tried it a couple of times before having to stop because it made my skin burn. Sure, you don’t feel the muscle aches because you feel like your skin’s about to peeling off!

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    • I still can’t believe that John didn’t notice something strange about that tube of toothpaste. Sure, it didn’t have the skull & crossbones on it, but really of all things for him to grab. That stuff burns your skin, never mind the inside of your mouth.

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  1. Wow that is one first experience you could have lived without my friend!
    Hope the chillies flavour redeemed itself in this delish dish 🙂

    Cheers
    Choc Chip Uru
    P.S. Come check out my giveaway for my Blogiversary 🙂

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  2. I wear contact lenses – and I’ve worn them for years and years. For some reason (call it destiny) I found myself chopping chillies a few years ago. Then I decided I needed to take my contact lenses out. Put it like this I won’t be doing those two things in that order again!

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    • I have a friend who always comments on things that happen to me & I remember saying to her one time “You mean this doesn’t happen to everyone?” I do try to find humor in crazy things – like my jury duty in today’s post. Would love to hear your take on middle age guys punching each other in the head.

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      • I totally think the jury should ask them to re-enact the case in the courtroom, so everyone can see just what happened…! That would be SO much more interesting…

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      • Hey I love that idea although I don’t think they allow beer in the courtroom so it probably wouldn’t come off as very authentic. All they were going to show us were medical reports & pictures of a black eye – huh! I think the guy who got the black eye probably has an entire album of them he could pick from.

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