Ah, nothing like sitting down in the morning with a cup of French Roast Peet’s coffee, ready to catch up on what your blogging friends are doing when you’re suddenly hit with the smell of burning plastic and smoke billowing out of your laundry room. Yes, you know you’re going to have a day. Maybe not the day you’d planned or hoped for, but certainly a day.
I should have known that something wasn’t right when I shifted the water lever on the wall over to turn the water on and it moved a little too easily. Hmm, it normally gives a little resistance but who am I to complain when it slides over without any effort? So, load up the washer with a batch of towels and push the start button. I did wonder if the lever might not have turned the water on so I waited until I heard water going into the washer and went back to my coffee… until the smell hit me, and then the smoke, and a grinding kind of noise… time for action:
#1 – shut the water lever to the off position (notice the panel on the washer shows a code of ‘nF’ (huh?)
#2 – hit the off button on the washer (oh, so you don’t want to shut down? Fine!)
#3 – pull the plug
#4 – open the window & doors
#5 – consider calling husband to say I just burnt up the washing machine
#6 – reconsider and using bad language, get the owner’s manual out
This isn’t the first time I’ve tried to find out what the “secret code” is for this washer. The display is 2 characters but I didn’t know that the first time I got a code of “DO”. I stood there waiting for the rest of the secret code to scroll across the screen assuming that it was going to tell me exactly what to “DO”. As it turned out, I was supposed to realize that it meant Door Open…okay, got it, the door wasn’t fully closed but it took me a while to figure that out. So although I kind of remember long ago looking in the manual for what the codes meant, and discovering that in the 46 pages (ok only 13 pages in English), I still went back to it to see if the secret codes had magically appeared.
No, they had not. However, I did find all sorts of extremely useful tips like:
– Install the washer on a floor that can support the weight – I guess you find that out when your new washer lands in the basement.
– Do not allow children to play around or IN (YES IN) the appliance – kids don’t do well on the spin cycle
– Of course – Do NOT sit on the washer
– Here’s a good one for all of you cooks out there – Do not wash or dry items that are soiled with vegetable or cooking oil. These items may contain some oil after laundering. Due to the remaining oil, the fabric may smoke or catch fire by itself. Don’t say I haven’t warned you if you spontaneously combust!
– My favorite though: Do not add gasoline or explosive substances to the wash water. I’d like a show of hands please…how many of you out there have added gasoline to your laundry? If yes, please tell me why.
So forget about that secret code of “nF” – maybe non-functioning although the capital F makes me think of something else. I ended up telling my husband what he had to come home to and of course got the standard “I’ll take a look at it when I get home” response. That’s ok, I’m used to it. He’ll take a look at it and decide that we need to call a plumber. This is the situation as of now…
That’s not a pretty picture and I think this one makes me feel much better:
When your day starts with almost burning the house down, it’s definitely a day that needs a quick and easy dinner. There is nothing faster, easier, or more tasty than this Chicken Marsala recipe and a huge benefit is that you get to take the mallet and pound that chicken into giving you the ‘secret code’. (My chicken however decided not to give it up).
4 Chicken boneless chicken breast, thin sliced or pounded
¼ Cup flour
½ teas Salt, pepper to salt
½ teas Oregano
4 Tbsp Oil
4 Tbsp Butter
½ Cup Marsala wine
Optional: mushrooms and/or capers
Pound chicken breasts between sheets of Saran Wrap
- On plate, combine flour, salt, pepper & oregano
- Dredge chicken in flour, shake off excess
- Heat oil & butter in large frying pan over medium heat
- Saute chicken on medium high heat until lightly brown (just a few minutes each side)
- Add mushrooms/capers around chicken & cook a few more minutes
- Pour wine over chicken & cover, simmering for about 10 minutes or until chicken is not longer pink.
- If more sauce is needed, additional sherry can be added or canned chicken broth. Just before serving, baby spinach leaves may be added
- Serve over buttered noodles