Today I finally got my crown. No, not the sparkly one with diamonds and rubies, but the one on top of the post that’s been sticking out of my gums and the last step in the dental implant saga. That would be the implant I needed after a bouncy Bernese Mountain dog jumped up to give me a kiss, breaking my tooth off at the gum line requiring an oral surgeon to drill out the roots – that tooth. I’m really glad it’s over ($$$$$) and today didn’t hurt much at all but with the heat and the gums being a little sore, I figure it’s a soft food kind of night.
But first a story from my dentist who was a little late getting to me. Reason being, he tried to squeeze in a guy during his lunch hour who’d broken his crown over the weekend. Being a guy, he tried a do-it-yourself quick fix that I’m sure he thought was brilliant at the time. Apparently, this guy decided to put the crown back on using Gorilla Glue – that is correct, Gorilla Glue. Now I’ve checked my bottle of Gorilla Glue and I just do not see anywhere on the label where it says that it may be used to repair a crown in your mouth. Your tiara/crown, definitely, but not the one inside your mouth. Plus the guy made a total mess of it and didn’t even line it up very well.
So for this hot, humid night I’m making this tasty avocado topped with shrimp and Russian dressing. There’s no cooking involved if you get the pre-cooked shrimp. I made my own quick Russian dressing – just a combination of 1/2 cup mayo; 1/4 cup ketchup; a tablespoon of red wine vinegar & a tablespoon of finely chopped onion.
AVOCADO TOPPED WITH SHRIMP
Halve the avocado and remove the pit. Chop cooked shrimp and mound on top of the avocado, then top with salad dressing. So easy, so fast and easy on sore gums.